/biz/ - Business & Finance

>2023
>no serif industries irl
>detroit is not a hub of mechanical augmentation technology and cyberpunk crime/riots

Biotech stocks will be next FAGMAN r-right?

>>55824941
>bitcoin?
>anon you still hold that? Everybody sold in 2021
>that was 5 years ago...
>anon you think it will help you get a gf?
>anon I'm sorry...
>please I'm going to ask for you to leave before I call the kinoplex security, you are scaring patrons

>never watched MCUshit
>started at ironman 2008
>just got up to and finished avengers 2012 last night
>movie was pretty kino and cool soundgarden credits music
>disney bought marvel in 2009

Wait disney was chill in 2012? What point did they really go down hill? Did a bunch of women take over disney exec suite after avengers? Avoid company stocks with women taking over?

>>55169764
Would you buy shares of 4chan if it had an IPO? Assuming IPO offering at 14.88 a share of course.

>>54562072
>>54562084
>>54562007
And here we have the copers. Once again they prove biz is just a poorfag den. The year will be 2030 and they step into a local bar. They are caught saying something like "Bud lite tastes like piss and fucking trannies ruined everything". Then just like that someone wearing an apple AR glasses will have auto picked up their "boomer" rant. It gets sent to the new twitter shorts where a mass of aoomers thumbs down it and comment a bunch of "FR no cap this sussin". Then anons FEDwallet gets ratio downgraded where anon has to pay more for the tab cause he was "instigating terrorism against patriot brands" and "hateful thoughts crimes". Could've just been some heckin' redditor where they pick some stocks that go up and lived comfy but nah anon is now trapped.

>>54481725
>>54481742
I was just trying to get you out be a wingman, that cute girl over there always wanted to talk to you, man... I'm done trying to hook a nigga up, heres your popcorn and ticket. Money ruined you anon....

today is the day

>>26930476
Sir, I'm going to have you to leave the premises.