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This is something I learned in southeast Asia. They don't use toilet paper there, instead they wash their ass with a bidet every time they go to the toilet.

When you get used to this you'll realize just how fucking disgusting Americans are, dry wiping their shit asshole with paper and just leaving it there like 70 percent clean with bits of paper left over.

Once you start enjoying the feeling of a clean ass, you'll never want to go back, but the catch is that back in North America there are no bidets on the toilets.

Therefore what you can do is, in public washrooms, take the paper hand drying towels and wet them to use them as an asshole and ball sponge bath. You'll always be prepared, always clean.