/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54671893
i make more than that working 0 hours per day

>>54061215
there wont be bank bailouts but there will be a special operation to restore the integrity of deposits. theyre completely different btw

>>53558385
wait until enough people are dead that there are a lot of vacant houses, and then reposess an entire cul de sac via the doctrine of adverse posession

>>50634205
LPing on uniswap IS contributing to society

>>19323840
>tfw ordered all mine to addresses I don't live at for some reason unknown to me at the time I just felt it was the right thing to do

>>18552488
oh, so, never?

an unknown amount

>>14246299
checked, you did good

>>13757922
yeah but it's run on the honor system

this is good for bitcoin

>>13564520
sergey will ride out on stage on his mobility scooter. there will be no introduction. the crowd will gasp and there will be murmuring at low volume about his size, which has grown considerably since his last public appearance. sergey will ride up to the mic and pull out a handkerchief to wipe the glistening sweat from his brow, all the while breathing into the mic. then with no introduction, he will begin announcing the partnerships. Salesforce. Bank of America. Paypal. Visa. Starbucks. Nike. McDonald's. Nasdaq. Lockheed Martin. The announcement continues with all of the big name companies ever dreamed of and even some that exceed the dreams. At the end of the list, sergey leaves the stage immediately with the crowd now in a frenzy and security guards holding them back from trying to rush sergey backstage. All across the world the collective scream of swinglinkers is heard as the largest green candle ever seen in the history of markets erupts on the chainlink chart.

time acceleration

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