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How can we profit off this nigger's death?

>>57303346
Probs a fake/AI generated prompt, but fuck it I got time today.
You have 4 choices, Anon, and a fuck ton of combinations.
1. Proceed without any knowledge this happened. Kinda hard since you posted this on a Mongolian basket weaving forum, but then again, it's probably b8. If she calls again, proceed with the following.
2. Pay her back 50 bitcoins at market value. Some would argue that this is the most moral. It'd be nothing more than a business transaction, AND IGNORE YOUR SECOND HEAD IF SHE STRAYS TO ANYTHING REMOTELY SEXUAL/ROMANTIC.
3. Pay her back her original investment 1:1 USD. This would be an extremely Shylock move, but it evens out the scales. To quote Monty Python, "You come in with nothing, and leave with nothing. What are you left with? Nothing." Your GF has a point saying she left you when shit got real, and now wants to profit off your gamble. I promise if BTC bottomed out at a penny, she'd even give you the fuckin time of day.
4. O.J. Simpson that ho.

Bitcoin was used for attacks on the capital building.
Everyone here is guilty.
Enjoy the gulags.
you Fucks.