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>>11220775
>be LAfag
>wake up at 6.00am to California Girls by the beach boys
>open your curtains to check the surf
>get shot in a drive by through the window
>stumble down to the local marijuana dispensary to "cure" the bullet wounds
>homeless people swarm you
>fortunately they all get mowed down in another drive by
>loudly yell egotistical gibberish at the shooter
>give the dead homeless your mixtape
>smoke blunts on the beach while you die
>do it all again the next day
Yeah, no thanks.