/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58094062
picrel is you
stop being you

>jacked to the tits on ITM short puts and hoping to get assigned on the stock
>11am happens
>stock goes straight-up
>immediately roll the short puts into next week since I know it will be free money
>now I have to roll them again at market open since they will be -80% value at 9am
Please, Bobo, stop buying my puts. This is getting to the point where I just feel bad for you. We're not stopping till SPY 550.

>>58086276
>>58086315
>Day Change: +2.09%

>>58086058
Thank you for your contributions

/ALL NIGHT LONG BOBO, YOU'RE LOCKED IN WITH MR. SNIBS EDITION/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>>57682252
>the crab is the one doing the tenor sax solo

soon

>>57597268

>>57368947
It's a crab market, always has been.
Boomers think a 20% drop means "bear market" when that's literally just a crypto crab market.
>>57368980
>>57369048
The smart money play is to avoid AI bubble, long value stonks. Never fall for smallcap meme.

>>57274326
I am going to get so fucking rich this year selling puts on bitcoin. Bobo gonna get fleeced bad.

>>57177091
>no

SNIBBED

I keep buying the pico top and selling the pico bottom

I want Lexus is 350 f from 2021+

How much do I need to make for it?

My spy puts are in the red

Fuck You mumu

And just like that, somebody's account is slowly dwindling away while someone else's is slowly gaining

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Bobo is not quite getting what he wants today

Not so fast Bobo fucking shits

>>55996650
Yes, put-writes krew

I'd like to thank all the bobros who bought my PLTR puts on Monday. Not only did you lose all of your money, but I took your premium and rolled it into more sold puts, before stashing all the collateral in a 5.25% MMF, so in reality bobo, you're paying me leveraged interest to gape your anus.

A list of positions I almost entered this week and didn't for January 2024 expiry:
MRNA OTM calls
NVAX ITM calls
ALTO OTM calls
DWAC OTM puts

but then I remember that buying premium is for suckers and wrote my whole account in PLTR puts.
Mr. Snibs wins again.

Sorry Bobo, I had no idea the November deep OTM puts I sold you yesterday for .65 at market open would only be worth .50 this morning. Thank you for your contributions to my lambo fund and better luck next time.