/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29624129
Look who you woke up OP. The mudslinging, pajeet, psychopath, mentally handicapped, or better known as DAGboi

Good to see you're still alive DAGboi and that haven't caved in to necking self. We were getting worried that you might realized how pathetic your life is and finally decided to end all. Glade to see you still dedicate your pathetic life to FUDDING. It's seriously astonishing the lengths you go to. Creating fake pictures just so you can try to give your life some meaning. I do wish you the best DAGboi, I hope you get well soon.

>>24338303
>be 2017
>anon, what are you doing? She laughs happily
>anon tries to pick her up but can’t. I-I-I just want to show you my crypto wallet. Stacey, we’re so rich. I told you bitcoin would make us rich
>how are we gonna spend it? I want a new car, house, and 8 kids
>anon loses focus, starts sweating.
>anon, anon, you there? She asks as she waves her hand in front of my face. Anon, I said you can cum inside me
>anon stands up. I-I-I gotta go.
>anon ghosts her. 8 months later, anon sold his bitcoin at a loss

>>24326786
>that’s so last week dad. Do you know the ccp are taking over the country with a plandemic? Do you even know what a covid cycle threshold is???

>>23813225
>msft -1%

GOD DAMMIT BIZ I WAS PROMISED GAINS

Why the hell is MRO, PLTR, and RTX letting me down. Are we in the end times? Will the great reset make my stocks useless?

All I wanted BIZ was to make gains to get a small house and a polder/fish monger qt gf.

>>23583106
>not binge eating it till you cry

>>23111010
>gonna crab for 6 mths and 10x
>I-I-I can hodl
>I think

>>23096450
>jokes on you! Haha! gain the world but lose your soul, nigga!

>>22906448

S-so what should I buy? I-I wanna make it.

>>22849830
>bag holding chainlink
>yfw you missed out in ghost mooning x100

>>22508204
>karen: oooooo-mmmmmmmm-gggghh
>anon: h-h-h-hi
>karen: are those, like, the new nike black crypto moon shoes? :starts fanning herself:
>anon: y-y-yes
>karen: anon, can I suck your dick? Those shoes are, like, so hot? God, I’m literally craving your dick. Ppplllllleeeeaaaassseeee!!!!

Said no one ever because shoes will never make up for pic of anon

>>22465381
Selling time for investment money is better than time for wages, r-right?

>>22311974
>zoomer doesn’t know 911
>zoomer doesn’t know about occupy wallstreet movement

>based

>>22260310
>I-it’s still chinks fault

>>22232917
>ou cant make good financial decisions when ur a fat weak slob

Y-y-yes you can

>>22123206
It’s going to zero!!!!!!!

>>21575834
>y-y-yes

>>21397251
>>21397254
>>21397269
Keep crying amerikeks.
It's most likely gold but possibly euro if they keep integrating fiscal policy more.

>>20788334
>S-s-shill!

>get raise at work
>doesn't even keep up with inflation

>In 1-2 weeks this meme pump will fall like everyone before it

>>12297061
>turned off direct sex offer with a classmate at 12
>25 still virgin

eth will hit $40 when this meme pump ends

and pic related will be you