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>READ PROSPECTUS CAREFULLY

>>52242670
>you need 2 green days in a row to survive

MARKETS PUMPING END OF DAY PRIOR TO FOMC (market pricing in the everything bubble)
CME GROUP NOW PREDICTING 84% FOR 75 BPS (priced in)
PREPARE FOR A MASSIVE UPSWING TOMORROW AND FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR (theyre just trying to shake out weak hands)
WAGMI (it actually does this every time there's a meeting we're going to pump hard tomorrow then dump like hell by the end of the week or the beginning of next week)
HOPE YOUR WIFES BOYFRIEND (me) IS READY (i am)

>lel, trust the plan, hold the lines retards, diamond hands. im gonna go watch jurassic park and then come back to laugh at you retards.