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Then the rabid retards are all like “Well WE AIN’T NOT DRSing, mudda ace hoes!” And they continue DRSing all that shit until it’s fully locked.

So now brokers are all like, fuck mane we got all these synthetic shares up in here. Hedgies best close them shorts out or suntin. So now either hedgies start closing them synths and runnin that price up or brokers turn off them buttons and start glitchin out and the synthetics magically close themselves and shit and they’re protected by their TOS. Idk dawg.

Anyway, guess they closed they shit and now GME is 100% in CS and it’s all over.

NOPE! They never purchased real shares to return their borrow & close out them original short positions my dudes because they thought that pack of rabid retards didn’t have it in themz. But themz fuckin did and now they gotta close because they game all fucked up. Bid bid bid bid bid. Fuck there’s no ask. Shit it just keeps going up. Ahhh damn it’s at infinity.

RC says “shit I guess infinity is enough for me.” Pulls GME from their shit exchange, liquidates every one of them muhfuckahs, and brings all that new wealth into a brand new shiny blockchain exchange and the world slowly turns into paradise.

Idk shit about fuck but hell yeah dawg lessgo.