/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>20825118
So, this is sort of weird, but I actually live in Florence and I met Mario's brother only once. I went to highschool with Mario but his brother was years older and I never ended up meeting him somehow. He's pretty well known around my neighborhood for being connected and is sort of around a lot but I don't leave my house much. Mario was a huge nerd in school and basically everyone expected him to be a genius so launching this project wasn't really a surprise to anyone. He talks about this stuff irl all the time and shilled ETH to everyone at 5 bucks but no one took him seriously because he is seriously autistic. Anyways, what was a surprised was when his brother got involved in the company. They were sort of oil and water so that was weird Right around the time he took over as treasurer I saw him when I was doing a Pucciccio delivery (the Italian gubhub) and I saw him and like I had heard he was always dressed in the most outlandish ways, suits and rolexes, the whole thing, and I swear between his rings and watch and necklace he had 400k of jewelry on. I think he must have assumed I was someone else, because I was staring at him, and he looked like, suprised or something, and checked his watch, and all of the sudden like almost like rushed to stand up andwalked straight towards me. I am shitting buidls. I'm not kidding, I can see a gun poking out of his fucking wasteband as he walks. For some reason though, he has a huge smile on his face. Like, beaming. Like he thinks I'm an old friend or something. I don't know what my face looks like. And he walks up to me, and takes my hand, like grabs it, and pulls me in and hugs me tighter than I've ever been hugged before, and I can smell the cologne and hair spray and schnapps and he leans his mouth up against the side of my head and whispers gently in my ear "Bike to Ferraris" and kisses me on the cheek and walks back to his cafe table and doesn't even give me another glance. He went missing the next day.

>>20822485
MAFIA

>>20815439
>mafia piece
I made that fud, you can find the original thread. the joke was "Mario's brother is involved with the mafia..." then I posted this as the last known photo of Marios brother LOL there was literally NOTHING to that fud it was a joke about Nintendo

>>20815319
>>20815510
here is the last known photo of his brother

>>20794447
no I made the mafia fud, I thought it was funny

this was the last known sighting of his brother