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>>52620045
>>my dad's second wife invited 35 of her relatives over to my dad's house for thanksgiving
>>when I get there, there aren't any beds left, so I have to -share a bed with the twins-
>>cold as shit, -nippy, stinks like cotton panties and cheap perfume, rock hard with paper thin blankets-
>>barely get any sleep for the next two days
>>spill my -seed- everywhere and make a giant -harem- of my-extended family- because I can't resist some good poon