/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55652692
Let me tell you a story. I got bored during college and joined a busch league softball team. Had many beers and many laughs. The pitcher was on the outs with his girlfriend, who I was always fond of. She was a sweet girl. Bit of a homebody. Liked to make things with her hands and read a lot. He was a piece of shit to her and ran her down in public all the time. He cheated and they broke up some months later and I asked if he was cool with me taking her out after while (bro-code). He agrees and I ask if she wants to come to go-kart race and play laser tag with my friend group, which strangely also included her cousin. We hit it off immediately. She was vaguely liberal, and I hid my power-level well, revealing it very slowly over time, with plenty of facts and logic to back it up. I am of the mind that a woman will coelesce to whatever the strongest man in her life wants; just make sure that is you. We graduated college and got married by her grandfather, a baptist minister, in her hometown. So the strategy is as follows:
1. Groom yourself, take care of your body, and be vaguely dangerous (be strong in mind and body). Maybe take up a hobby like boxing, but never talk about it. Strong people don't talk about being strong, they just are.
2. Go out and do things (be lightly social and generally fun to be around). Learn to take a joke and fire back in return. You won't find shit sitting in your house doing nothing and no one likes serious people. Seriousness is not strong behavior. Fortune favors the bold.
3. Stay in vaguely Christian circles. Thots mostly avoid them.
4. Have ambition and goals. No one wants to date a fucking loser.
5. Fate, probability, or God (if you prefer) will find you.
6. Godspeed Anons.

>>53760666
>Above that you have to declare it so it can be taxed properly.
Holy shit fuck that despotic shithole, what commie woman came up with that retarded law

Am I supposed to do something this weekend? I can't really afford to do anything fun. Plus what's the point of going out alone?

Oopsie poopsie

How many eggs per day should I be eating?