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Post MOASS I'm going to start the Gorilla Channel for real, hire Jim Cramer away from CNBC, and then stick him in the gorilla enclosure on live TV. The only thing redder than his blood on the walls will be the portfolios of dumb boomers that believed his investment advice. Then I'll mint an NFT of the video and sell copies on the GameStop marketplace. The proceeds from the NFT sales will go to collecting the gorillas' poop from the enclosure and airmailing it to all the traitors in government who stood by and let this blatant Jewish crime wreck American markets for 40 years.

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