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My family and I went to Walmart today to get a few things for the house. We grabbed our cart and headed into the store. As we walked in I hear a very familiar voice greeting us. I look over to the greeters station, low and behold it was Leemon! He was wearing a Walmart vest over his suit. I asked what he was doing there and he told me that he was fired from Hedera for slipping math problems into employees pockets while they slept. He was holding a roll of small stickers of his smiling face. Leemon asked my daughter if she wanted one as he held it up to his face, smiling, recreating the picture as if you couldn’t tell it was him. He even had one on his lapel. My 6 year old kid looked frightened and said no. He stuck one on her forehead anyways. I shoved Leemon onto the floor for touching her. “Mance has hit me much harder for much less”, Leemon said, doing his patented chuckle. His chuckle slowly got louder and more insane. A manager came out and dragged Leemon away into his office. As he was being dragged, he stuck stickers onto the legs and shoes of anyone close enough to him. Sold my bag on the spot

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>2021 claimed "Year of scale"
>Transactions have actually declined
>Still 0 enterprise usecases live
>No defi
>No CBDC
>Hedera still ruthlessly dumping millions of HBARs every week
>$0.06

What happened?