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>>54818167
Look man, Jesus Christ has told his followers that this shitcoin will die, resurrect, rise from the grave and walk to the moon. That this will be a supernatural event used to both reinforce the belief of his people and to recapitalize them for the long battle ahead. It will be a surprise to almost everyone except those who got the message, and they will use the event to testify and do great works of public service in his name.

This is all over social media, even rando Christians with absolutely no knowledge of markets or crypto have got the message... thousands, perhaps tens of thousands are involved and they seem pretty convinced.

Now we can see events within LUNC literally beginning to line up in a way whereby this could actually happen; Kwons arrest, binance freezing billions, CZ having motive and means, entire crypto markets under government assault, banks collapsing etc.

I'm going to have to take this one on faith alone, and it looks legit to me.

>inb4: base investment decisions on supernatural beings.

Yes, why not. The source is far better than cryptowitch altman and her kettle of chicken blood. If you didn't get the message yourself then perhaps you should ask to be sent the details directly.

It's going to happen, Christ is King and he is going to use this shitcoin to prove it. Have your sell ladders hot and ready and your thoughts humble begore him or be prepared to rope.