/biz/ - Business & Finance

Hey Threadbaggies,
My name is BBBaggie, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fatbaggie, retardedbaggie, no-lifebaggies who spend every second of their day lookbagging at stupid ass BBBY threads. You are everything badgie in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any MOASS? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of indian DD apes in court because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerkbagging off to pictures of the $BBBYQ 12 months stock chart.
Don't be a strangerbaggie. Just hit me with your best DD. I'm pretty much WAGMI. I am mod of the PP Show reddit, head beggar for Pulte's twitter giveaways, and currently hiding under Carl Icahn's floorboards. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to redditor-submitted court dockets"? I also get straight upvotes, and have a banging hot senpai (He just pumped and dumped me; Shit was SO bag). You are all shillies who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for being listeningbaggies.
Pic Related: It's me and my Senpai