/biz/ - Business & Finance

Crypto is finally OVER, babydicks!

I know, this wasn't supposed to happen until AFTER the Big Blue Wave in November, but what the hay?

Smart city people invest in mutual funds and vote Democrat.

Suburban third run retards throw their money into sketchy shitcoins hoping for big payoffs and believe the orange turd on TV every time he promises you a wall.

Maybe this time you'll learn. :)

But...Bitcoin literally IS sexist, racist, and disgustingly white, sweetie.

Look, I know all the skinheads here don't want to hear it.

I get it.

You voted for Trump. You spit on women. You laugh every time black kids are shot down like dogs by snarling armored pigs over literally nothing.

So why am I wasting energy typing this?

It matters to you because Bitcoin is the epitome of privilege. Millions of people see it that way, and yes they cannot wait to fucking VOTE.

It'll be treated accordingly when Dems take power again.

That's right, babydicks.

We WILL tax the piss out of your crypto gains if we don't just ban this shit out right.

You'd better hope Putin sends spies to stump for Donald Asswipe again because that roar you're hearing right now is the Big Blue Wave. The Republican Party will never win another election fairly for the next decade.

Remember, we just conquered a deep red state - Alafuckingbama. We put a gun grabbing pro-Dreamer babykiller in the US Senate from a retard redneck state. Let that sink in.

Real talk: November, 2018 is going to be a massacre for ignorance, hatred, evil, and toxic whiteness.

We're sick of this shit and we're going to have a normal government again. Then we will rip every penny from your cold white hands and put it to better use than your own vain fantasies. You know the ones: where the women who look at you like the wretched, unenlightened, untouchable freaks you are suddenly fall to their knees because you have money.

Newsflash: the world doesn't work that way. Back in reality, Nazis, fascists, and sexists get PUNCHED hard and often. No one gives a flying fuck how rich they are.

Don't worry. You'll never have a sniff of your wet dream supermodels' lush little asses, but you will most assuredly have free healthcare. Then maybe some of you will finally get shock therapy for your sick selfish fuckery.

Can we please get the racist shit here banned and send the far right fuckwits back to their containment board?

There will never be a serious business proposal that has "Hitler" or "Nigger" or "Trump" anywhere in its makeup. Any person with an IQ above downie level knows this.

These stupid skinhead altcoins are cluttering up the board and scamming legit traders out of real discussions on crypto. Fuck this noise.

Somebody tell me when asshole will be impeached already so we can keep the nazi frogposters corralled in their play pen?