/biz/ - Business & Finance

Take care of your body, dress well, keep your hair up to date in the style of your coworkers, watch sports no matter how boring they may be, keep up to date with news, make small talk, partake in slightly racist or sexist chatter to make people think you think like them, slowly build yourself into people's lives, talk infrequently but don't stay silent too long, ask people about their day, observe the weather, don't betray the fact that you're uncomfortable and make no references to anything unpopular socially or culturally and try not to hate yourself. Blend in, become nothing, drink, be merry and climb the ladder if you can manage all that and the x factors of daily life

PND t-t-to the m-moon?