/biz/ - Business & Finance

I blocked the chain. With my poop.

I just farted.

Do (You) live a blockchain lifestyle?

>current year
>the frogs are still green
>they still make trannies seethe
Best fucking investment ever.

I farted in the blockchain.

>>55810345
Last week when I went shopping for chocolate, the following happened. I already told this story, made a thread about it the day it happened, so I'm quoting from that thread ( https://archived.moe/biz/thread/55735893 ):

> So I went to the local supermarket to buy 100 bars of (real) chocolate and as I was standing in the checkout line, just as it was my turn to to pay, I farted very loudly. It was a very smelly wet fart. There were two girls behind me. One said (almost whispering) "fucking disgusting..." and I promptly turned around and they were looking at me with a disgusted expression on their faces. I told them (in a stern tone) "Hey! I browse /biz/!" and their expression instantly changed into one of shocked amazement mixed with shame, and within seconds they began to undress and got on their knees and said they wanted to suck my cock. The guy who had just paid before me was a jew in full jew-clothing with a jew-haircut and he was staring at me with terror in his eyes and began to sweat as he slowly moved away, walking backwards with his gaze fixed on me, then with an anguished expression he turned his head and ran away screaming. The cashier, a guy, told me "You don't have to pay for the chocolate, Sir. It would be an honor for me to buy you this chocolate." -- I told the cashier "Fine, go ahead." and told the girls "I don't have time to stand around here. You gotta come home with me if you want to suck my cock, because I gotta hurry home so I can post with my frens on /biz/." -- They silently nodded and followed me home (they left their clothes at the store). They're taking turns sucking my cock right now and begging me to impregnate them.

> Anyone else had any similar experiences when you mention you browse /biz/?

I pooped in the blockchain again, blocking the chain.

So I went to the local supermarket to buy 100 bars of (real) chocolate and as I was standing in the checkout line, just as it was my turn to to pay, I farted very loudly. It was a very smelly wet fart. There were two girls behind me. One said (almost whispering) "fucking disgusting..." and I promptly turned around and they were looking at me with a disgusted expression on their faces. I told them (in a stern tone) "Hey! I browse /biz/!" and their expression instantly changed into one of shocked amazement mixed with shame, and within seconds they began to undress and got on their knees and said they wanted to suck my cock. The guy who had just paid before me was a jew in full jew-clothing with a jew-haircut and he was staring at me with terror in his eyes and began to sweat as he slowly moved away, walking backwards with his gaze fixed on me, then with an anguished expression he turned his head and ran away screaming. The cashier, a guy, told me "You don't have to pay for the chocolate, Sir. It would be an honor for me to buy you this chocolate." -- I told the cashier "Fine, go ahead." and told the girls "I don't have time to stand around here. You gotta come home with me if you want to suck my cock, because I gotta hurry home so I can post with my frens on /biz/." -- They silently nodded and followed me home (they left their clothes at the store). They're taking turns sucking my cock right now and begging me to impregnate them.

Anyone else had any similar experiences when you mention you browse /biz/?

I farted inside the blockchain.

I farted inside the blockchain.

If /biz/ (business & finance) was deleted today and replaced with /bus/ (busses & vans) how would you react financially?