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My UVXY put is dead. I should’ve never sold my call for that damn put. At least I didn’t lose anything this week

>>30147277
>stolen boomer cartoon
The left can’t meme

If shit gets overvalued, then a correction will happen. I love doomposting too and I got UVXY shares as a hedge but it’ll probably be a small bubble pop. It’ll probably be triggered by the stimulus not passing or something. I would love for a market crash to happen to get in cheapies but I don’t see it happening unless we keep growing 2% every day non stop

>someone bought an ad on /biz/ for this
I don't feel so good now about throwing my pennies in it

>>29954772
Yeah but it’s not as fun as Boiler Room or other movies anymore. They’re gonna get rid of all-male stock brokers and executives

Will the House approving the stimulus bill raise the market up a little bit? I wanna buy more UVXY cheapies before correction actually starts

>>29649849
Can someone answer me before I hit the hay less stressed out?

UVXY is at an almost all-time low and I feel like going all in on it, but then again it always reaches an all-time low

My portfolio consists of 70% UVXY at this point. Do the correction already to buy some SOXL and MOON cheapies

>>29554059
Will Biden ban users that say nigger on 4chan?

>>29482229
Wouldn’t be surprised if he calls the GameStop mania “a threat to our democracy” and compares it to the Capitol Hill riot. What a shitty time to be an investor

>>29454147
The stimulus isn’t gonna get passed until correction happens. Having the stimulus will just inflate everything more and the market will crash worse

My UVXY call didn’t go as high as I expected it to go

>>29361698
Get government and company gibs and take the grant or scholarship money to invest some more. If you lose it, blame the system. I get gibs from identifying as a faggot “demiboy” in my university and I get gibs all the time. Sure it’s demoralizing but a faggot nigger literally wins the game kek

>>29040853
What the fuck is happening with TLS? They’ve been getting red days for weeks now. If I knew this would happen I would’ve sold a long time ago

>>29024177
Is it just my shitty portfolio or is everything shitting the bed right now? I don’t even want to look at my UVXY puts

>>27847009
I feel retarded for this too. I had AMC low at $2.99 and only had 15 shares when it went up to $19. I got FOMO and added some so I added some money on the stock and held because “muh Diamond hands.” Unfortunately, I followed the hype and not the markets so I got fucked out of making a basic $600 to now losing -$200. An expensive lesson but I still hold AMC since I averaged it down to $8 and still got other money on other stocks. Thank god I didn’t go all in

>>27733803
I would’ve also sold at $20 too but no one knew that Robinkike would pull some retarded Jew tricks on us. AMC could’ve mooned if it wasn’t for the stock restrictions honestly

>>27722413
It angers me too about this whole Reddit hype. I had the stock at comfy levels below $3 then the FOMO kicked in when they pumped this shit. Didn’t go all in but I put some money at $16, $13, and $11. It averaged up to $9 but I’m averaging it down today. Surprises me how Reddit gets Jewed and nothing happens

>>27712521
>/JIDF/ General always ruining the fun with my AMC frens
>immediately make the thread uncomfy

>>27604142
Should’ve, could’ve, would’ve. You got no choice but to hold up to that point because it will happen. What you can do is average down to this but it seems like the morning dip is coming to an end. Of course you could always sell at a loss and miss out but it’s your choice anon

Hoping this reaches down to $6 to buy more options for next week

>>27599418
Why do you care about what we do with our money fren? Are u a non fren?

>>27586616
If they averaged down and didn’t all in at the top then maybe