/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Boomer "financial adviser" says "Facebook is trading up $3 on news of their upcoming cryptocurrency"
>Radio hosts jokingly "Oh I'm sure you love that knowing how much of a supporter of cryptocurrency you are!" (obviously boomer financial adviser hates crypto)
>Boomer financial adviser says "...Well I don't know about that, considering how big some of these companies backing facebook's crypto I'm thinking its too big to fail and I hear a lot of people saying the same."

MFW these retards think zuckfaggotbucks are a good investment because visa/mastercard/paypal are validators ... how many fucking blockchain projects are microsoft and google involved in? fucking mastercard and visa were in a bidding war over a fucking ripple partner and yet these retards think ZUCKBUCKS ARE "TOO BIG TO FAIL CUZ THEY ARE BACKED BY VISA/MASTERCARD DURRR!!"

I just sold 4 of my 32 ETH because I needed the cash in my bank account... prepare for it to moon now boys.

Always roll pink

>>13247347
They said it was because coinbase.com is a suspicious transaction

I'll never make it

>be born on new years eve
>mid 30's and still single
>go out most weekends with friends
>friends all married and busy with family or working tonight
Looks like I'll be going to bed at 9pm like I do every year. Worst fucking birthday to have ever, everybody is ALWAYS busy on it.

FUCK THAT, I'M ROLLING FOR PINK

TAKE ME TO ZERO BABY!

Rolling for pink

Can you tell the idiots at amazon to stop shipping things in boxes that are ridiculously oversized for the item inside of them?.... Also tell them to stop shipping the fucking 4x2x2 boxes of dog food or whatever the fuck is inside of them through the USPS. Those need to be shipped through fucking UPS. You're causing massive problems on the rural routes where the carriers are required to drive their own fucking vehicle. Your stupid oversized boxes simply do not fit inside the largest commercially available right hand drive vehicle you can purchase in the US. A large portion of rural areas ARE NOT supplied with the fucking LLV mail trucks, its not funny, you're causing serious fucking problems.

>MFW half a million NIM stuck in limbo because tradesatoshi is retarded and "sent" my withdrawal but their wallet was not synced when they sent it and now its in "maintenance"

>MFW have half a million NIM stuck in limbo because tradesatoshi "sent" the withdrawal but there is something wrong with their fucking wallet and its taking forever to fix it

WTF MY LINK ARE GONE!

I wont call it a portfolio after this

ALWAYS PINK

Whered you find that M4? NWAF?... Son of a bitch

>>8800383
I'VE ASKED THREE FUCKING TIMES ALREADY!! WILL I BE A CRYPTO MILLIONAIRE?!

WTF ALL MY LINK IS GONE?!???

Getting justd right now

>>4755235
I've got three with buns in the oven but the fuckers just wont pop... We broke ETH!!

I FELL FOR THE MEME AND TRIED CASHING OUT ALL MY CRYPTO THROUGH COINBASE AND IT WENT THROUGH FLAWLESSLY, I NOW HAVE $487,294.88 IN MY BANK ACCOUNT... BUT I TRIED TO BUY BACK IN AND COINBASE SAYS I'M NOT ALLOWED??? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA