/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29918149
Maybe NVIDIA and AMD can get even more money from Biden by pretending he forgot to sign and making him sign a second executive order...

>TSLA
TSLAchads, we're headed back up!

>>29547157
When I sell the dead cat bounce

>>28821430
It's not profitable and the CEO is very eccentric. That sounds like $100 EOY to me :^)

>>27897226
I'm thinking about buying some BOTY with my NEETbux. If they focus on streaming anime girls fighting each other and less on middle aged meth addicts then it'll print.
>>27897292
>being this fucking stupid
Joe Biden just confirmed the mine. Stay jealous

Nice. So what sell price do we go for?

>>27132447
>We're literally at peak of retardation
Hopefully we're just before the peak, at "Newton buys back in with more money"

>>27119799
Alright, I'll weather the dip (except for SOXL, I need to cut my losses in that shit) and hold for another week. If it turns out we're past the peak, well, at least I died standing up...

>>26641864
I do most of my big trades in my Roth IRA with fidelity.

>>26640447
The hype seems over-represented because we're on /smg/, but then again I told an older coworker I trade stocks this morning, and this evening she said "Kyle [her son] says 'GME to the mooooon!' "

I've never been so confused in my life, except maybe when my TSLA shares mooned.

Seriously considering putting in a few thousand on GME tomorrow morning. It would hardly be the worst investment I made based on /smg/ (I'm lookin' at you, SHRMF...)

>>26638344
I don't see how this could realistically crash the whole market... You're just chicken. The fact that so many people are saying the market is gonna crash is evidence it won't...

>>26389673
I like Chinese scams, but WIMI goes too far even for me. I'm going to throw gambling money at CGA next.
>>26390078
Go back please

>>26339214
I'm up 50%. Seems like just yesterday I broke 200K. Now I'm about to breach $300K

>>26289429
>WiMi
It has local government backers, which is a small positive. I'm not confident in their ability to commercialize it, but part of me still wants to buy some

>>25909663
The line goes up. Does anything else matter?
>>25909688
>luckin coffee being a complete scam
I want to say luckin coffee was an obvious scam.
>-alibaba ceo actually being assasinated
Bullish signal
>>25909694
I am a masochist. You cannot discourage me
>>25909699
That depends on who does the audit. I shilled for BQ in a meme post this weekend, now it's mooning. Not a single externally audited earnings report lel

>>25804571
>literal dystopia
Think of how much GDP it produces.