/biz/ - Business & Finance

what does he need 100 employees for?
100 people sitting in an office every day - what are they doing?

US market dumped, but BTC held strong. BTC decoupling from US market trends?

ONLY LINK MARINES MAY ENTER THIS THREAD.

I bought link and now I'm too rich to stand in line at coffee stores. What machine do I buy that makes the best coffee for me?
Naturally, price is not a factor.

like any of this will matter in 6-12 months when API3 will blow this fat mans personal ATM away

May I have your attention please?
Will the price of Chainlink please go up?
I repeat, will the price of Chainlink please go up?
We’re going to have a wojak here

Y’all act like you’ve never seen a deluded linkie before
Sats al on the floor like REQ and Ripple just burst in the door
Started dumpin’ on their ass worse than before they first got divorced
Laughing at your expenditure

It’s the return of the “Oh wait, no way, you’re kidding
He didn’t just gain what I think he did, did he?”

And Sergey said
Nothing you idiots Sergey’s dead, he’s locked in my basement (ha ha)

People on \biz\ hate linkies, chicka chicka chicka Stinky Linky I’m sick of them
Look at them, walking around postin’ their wojack threads
Shilling for investor cred “yeah, but they’re so deluded though”

Yea I probably missed a couple of gains I could have used
But no worse than what’s going on with other coins that never cruised

Sometimes I want to get on\biz\ and just let loose, but can’t,
But it’s cool for Sergey to hold back any good news!

My gains are gonna hit, my gains are gonna hit
And if you’re lucky you might just get in before it dips
And that’s the message that we deliver to kids on\biz\
And expect them not to know how hopeless chainlink is

Of course, they are gonna know what a shitcoin is, by the time they hit 4chan,
They got past the normie phase didn’t they?
Deluded linkies took a gamble
The FOMO made them scramble not their folio is all red candles

But if we keep selling them bags with no handles
Then there’s no reason why a pump wont get us a lambo
But if you feel like I feel follow my example.
Damsels wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

Im Slim Sergey, yes I’m the real Sergey
All you other Slim Sergey are passively llurking
So won’t the price of Chainlink please go up,
Please go up,
Please go up

So let me get this straight: Sergey is dumping 500k LINK all day long, but you are buying?

>BBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP


Pardon me, I just dumped another 500k

*invents hashgraph*

Hey guys school started Monday I was so excited to tell all my friends about chainlink and to buy in. Fast forward to today and long story short the doctors say Im probably never going to walk again. but at least I still have my LINK. Thanks /biz/!

>Chainlinks big announcement
>Sergey comes on stage
>We are proud to support the Black Lives Matter Movement and we are pledging a donation 100 thousand link to the cause

What would you do /biz/?

When you were partying, I studied Chainlink. When you were having premarital sex, I mastered the blockchain. While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, I cultivated millions of linkies. And now that the fourth industrial revolution is happening and the nolinkers are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help.

Heh, I don't think so kiddo.

Yeah, I'm thinking we're back

THIS IS MY LAST DESSERT

How rich will I be in 2021?

Who the fuck is actually buying link at $4.5?

My hands used to be iron. I held through sibos crash/never swung traded for years. I randomly sold at 11k sats to buy back at 7k - it never went down since.
AMA

>>17008460
Guys.....

Sirs, for the love of Vishnu, please purchase Chain Link tokens.

>>16539714
>personal gain
more like weight gain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RY2obgCrMo

Chaindick talking live rn at cmc conference.

chainlink x earnbet.io
https://www.ccn.com/player-owned-casino-earnbet-io-distributes-over-4-million-to-token-holders/

BIG

Just visited some popular crypto reddit forums to see and they are miserable and ghost towns.
And they are still betting in retard shit.
Best part? LINK is off the menu for them. They saw LINKs run to $4 and many fomoed in. But they sold not long after and now normies have forgotten about LINK to chase their next fotm.
Meanwhile LINK is in a long accumulating range which is due to end around late November, at which point another google like run is due.

They will see it, remember, and literally kill themselves when they missed it AGAIN. For doing crap instead of accumulating it on its retrace and forgetting it exists. Normies are incapable of making it with LINK as they never understand and just chase whats popular while it is.

welcome back and on this episode of...*dun dun dun* THE COINBASE EFFECT we look at a strange and mysterious, never solved case of...the 700k dumps. *audience gasps*