/biz/ - Business & Finance

Sup /biz/,

In the recent months I’ve noticed a significant increase in pink wojaks around. Much so that it’s driven me to resurface as it’s smearing the board, and I’m actually concerned. Fellow /biz/tards losing their NEET money left and right, pure madness and despair. That's why I’m back to shed some light on the industry, the current bear market, and anything Crypto that you ought to know.

Who am I? I am a 30 yo euro male, majored and graduated in economics around Sept 2008; days after Lehman filed for bankruptcy when shit hit the fan our banks were already wobbling. Fed kicks the can a lil, others follow. End of the day, we feel the burn while they sip their champagne. It’s a zero-sum game. Unemployed for months, searching for any path towards economic freedom. When I heard of Bitcoin on some prog IRC channel, I never thought far, but the concept was intriguing. Bit by bit, things fell into place.

Now I’ve sworn to ride the next hype wave and i’m bored of just lurking. I work for an emerging crypto consultancy firm and we aim to be the Ernst and Young of this digital renaissance. Dabbled with crypto occasionally since 2013 (Mining BTC for fun), officially vested during mid 2014 thanks to eth. I’ve accumulated a wealth of knowledge throughout the years, but a circle of informed wealthy local boomers caught wind of my track record. They hired me as one of the leading execs in their crypto venture. I haven't "made it" per se, but I feel like I am pretty close.

Why am I coming to you? Well, my job is to advise and consult. You bastards have been there with me through thick and thin, and we’re in this together. I’ve decided to go pro-bono and I sense this is needed. I have done extensive research on most of the promising coins (yes, LINK included) and am networked well enough to know with 80% confidence where we are headed next as a market. If you are in despair and fear for your monies, just ask away.