/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57542071
>Mommy mommy they CANT collapse because we NEED to placate the masses
Tsk oh no

>>56354584
Well, they won't just dump, they'll ape into the next official SHIB memecoin. It just takes one fucking tweet man.

>>56137213
TOAD seems to be doing well. There's tons of schizo lore surrounding it, the community is pretty nice except for the ESLs. It's one of those moonshot-or-fail gambles, if it moons it's going to 1.87 billion.

>>55906346
It's ok guys, banks can collapse, the treasury rates can skyrocket, it's just like 1928 but that doesn't mean anything, right? It's a new paradigm for the economy. A paradigm where all the collapse indicators happen, but nothing actually happens. Right?

When do we see some real price action in crypto again. Shit feels dead af, is it almost unover?

>muh Keith will surely start MOASS!
>muh 45 will surely start MOASS!
>muh boyildee will surely start MOASS!
>muh Chris is king will surely start MOASS!
>muh Cohen pump n dumps will surely start MOASS!
>muh it’s only a beta will surely start MOASS!
>muh it’s not a real split will surely start MOASS!
>muh nooo it’s international crime will surely start MOASS!
>muh Reddit mods are compromised will surely start MOASS!
>muh Chinese companies acting weird will surely start MOASS!
>muh vote count will surely start MOASS!
>muh evergrande default will surely start MOASS!
>muh ftds will surely start MOASS!
>muh T+9854 will surely start MOASS!
>muh SEC report will surely start MOASS!
>muh mentioned on the news will surely start MOASS!
>muh new wharehouse will surely start MOASS!

>>50569458

I really want to get in bros. I don't trust this sussy market fr fr bros...

>>50247322
You don't want to own 4Chan, Jannie? You might get a pay rise in the mail...

>>50247074
>Markets never crashing.
Cope.