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Every scam follows scamcoin.
It's the S&P500 of crypto.

I don't own any crypto. I come here and talk other people into buying it so I can laugh at them.
lol, retards.

Man this sucks. I have to wait two entire paychecks to make up my crypto losses. Damn, guys. $5k down the drain. Oh well, what's two weeks?

>>55954480
New means hype.
poly's been diluted to stable pools and holding MATIC to WMATIC, at lower volumes.
The market moves, you move, or you get left, anon.
Actually, you not using Base isn't my problem, lol.
To be honest, it would probably benefit me if you didn't use it.
...stay on poly, anon. You're good.

Ctrl+f Fidelity
>0 results
cool

>>55930642
I'm happy any time the 1% is dragged into a courtroom for a fresh beating.
Imagine if it was Warren Buffet, I'd cream my shorts.

>>55922009
I plan on opening a x1000 BTC long with the ETF news with Blackswan. More info at blackswan dot biz

>APY keeps going up on USDC and USDT pools as they fill up
Anon, you told me you believed in crypto.
Why move all of your funds?
Worried about anything in particular?

*clap*

*clap clap clap clap*
>woo!
*applause*
>YEAH OP!

>not a current meme
>original
>not pepe bullshit
>not shib bullshit
>new
You have my $50, and my attention.

That's Musk

The only real method of assuring any success... Go hit up BNB chain on dextools and find five newish tokens that just hit the charts.
Put $20 into all of them.
>but that's $100!!!
You know how much more 0.004 is than 0.00000004?

A lot.

>>55893019
>have to download and install add-ons to do anything
>buggy af
>slow af
>pozzed af
>nah I'm good
Yeah, fuck FOSS software. Hail corporate. Bagholder opinion clouded by greed.

I mean, you held. We didn't make you do it.

>>55853630
Bullish and swanish!

People who fucked up need their money back.
If you're still in the market, it's your money too.
I backed out to savings accounts about three weeks ago.
Bombs away!

>>55850765
If I am a shill, why did I suggest two sites on two different networks?
Hm, Mr. Skepticpants?

Coinbase, I just convert my profits back to Matic, OP and USDC and ship them back to the CEX wallet. I only hold USDC.
I believe crypto is a scam,
I'm glad it is. It benefits me.

Shill me three or four shitcoins to ape $100 across, /biz/. I need that scratch ticket fix and we all know PoolTogether is bullshit. Who are our current contenders?

I respond by saying crypto isn't gambling.
There is gambling in crypto. Pool together, some of Pancakeswap, but crypto isn't for gambling.
Liquidity pools, trade, is far more widespread.
>>55791250
"The trap" is only one part of defi.
People trade on Defi because 0.001 Optimism beats $1.50 on a CEX fee, not just because they might make it rich on a shitcoin.
Join a liquidity pool.
Lend, stake, fuck, trade top tens without gas worries.

>>55770707
NATO doesn't care what you want or what you have. USD would be introduced as a new cryptocurrency on an entirely new network, proprietary security, you'll know nothing, you'll own nothing.
>muh revolution
What is your Bitcoin worth?
If not dollars or euro, then nothing, I suppose.

Before selling any retro or collectable asset, one should consider whether or not it's even worth selling.
I could make $5k off of my videogame collection, or I could wait three months and make $5k profit from my job.
Waiting three months is worth far less than 30 years of memories.
So, I don't sell.

>>55757859
>Fiat sucks
Yeah, but then what is Bitcoin worth?
>$29000
$?
The day Bitcoin is worth $100k, a Honda Civic will be worth $110k.
Crypto is worth fiat.
Without fiat, it's worthless.

>Crypto Friday, two days after the 1st of a month
LTC: $82
BTC: $29100
ETH: $1830
Yeah, I'm selling. See you guys at the bottom.
If people aren't going to buy now then when are they going to buy? Everyone just got paid, right?

I personally allow world governments to employ me for $300k positions as I am in extremely high demand.