/biz/ - Business & Finance

In Russia once there lived a big
And wonderfully clever pig.
To everybody it was plain
That Sergy had a massive brain.

He worked out sums inside his head,
There was no whitepaper he hadn't read.
He knew what made an ICO pump,
He knew how contracts worked and why.

He knew all this, but in the end
One question drove him round the bend:
He simply couldn't puzzle out
What ORACLES were really all about.

What was their real and true worth?
Why were they not yet on this earth?
His giant brain went round and round.
Alas, no answer could be found.

Till suddenly one wondrous night.
All in a pump he saw the green light.
He jumped up like a badger dancer
And yelled, 'By NXT, I've got the answer! '