/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>19793854
This image reminds me that I want to invest in gamer girl pee and bathwater but I don't know how to find the right type of degenerate sluts, I don't live in a big city and the type here are still degenerate and slutty but all that energy goes to sleeping around and being trashy while still pretending to be respectable, so idk how to get them to do cringeworthy ahegao while peeing in a bottle on camera just on the promise of a percentile cut of profits.
I know this must be legal because /gif/ told me about a woman who literally sells baked goods infused with her own feces, as well as just her own feces, and ships them through the mail system, and last I knew she was completely fine and faced no legal issues. By comparison my business would be tame and easy money from unusually stupid trust fund guys and NEETs.

But how does one get started in such a business without getting ensnared socially? I know how to make anonymous LLCs with the lawyer as the name on the company, but how can I find and approach the right sort of women without sketching them out but remaining anonymous? Instructions over webcam seem less than ideal but my only other option is to convince women to come to some abandoned building while I film them wearing a ski mask. The money will be good but the cops might get called in such a situation.
Should I just find good camgirls on stuff like clips4sale and onlyfans and give them directions and pay them more than their usual download rate? But if they have to do the shipping and packaging themselves, to me or to the clients, then why would they pay me a cut? I think I need amateur women in my area.
If I can get started, I think I'll find an excellent cost-to-profit ratio if the main product I push is peed-in bathwater, the video will have it all and I get the higher but still middle-tier price from hardcore degenerates for every single liter of urine-infused bathwater I sell. Would you invest in something like this OTC, /smg/?

FUCKING KEK
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