/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18509975
I ordered the 3k hats

>>17725087
Literally just buy the dip now and if it dips more then Buy that dip too, its so easy
>b-but what if it dips even more
Then buy that dip too, what are you waiting for?

>>17713204
Im declaring war, they cancelled st patricks day

Mother fucker SIX

>>14970457
no, standard deviations are the distance of the volatility bands from the center moving average. Segments are the distance beyond the band using the slope angle as reference.

and no I actually have a laundry basket

>>14023467
Excellent

newell brands you piece of shit stay above 16

cool edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://calendar.google.com/calendar/embed?src=moonmissioncontrol2.0%40gmail.com
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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>>13023330

aw hell yeah Pump it