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>>57413650
is the smell of camels included in those dreams?

I am gonna throw up
I always hold too long
always

DOWN WITH THE PREVIOUS TWO WEEKS
ALL HAIL THE NEW TWO MORE WEEKS

Have you ever taken a poop, and the turd is sliding out your butt and you are thinking to yourself, "wait a minute, this would have normally pinched off by now" but you can feel it keep going and going?

Alright folks
XOM 8-K drops next Wednesday after hours
Prepare your poopers
I thought they would drop this mid to late October
HYPE

I swear, if I get blueballed by producers hitting resistance again... A part of me knows I should have sold today. The market is just not that enthusiastic about my bags.

All these people late to energy when I was early and bagheld for 2-3 months
Fuck you

you guys are going to share some of those gains with the real economy right?

She's so fine, there's no tellin where my money went

Fuck

heh

not a new high score but a pretty good day today
I hope the OXY earnings don't wreck my shit this week.

>oil pumps
>oil stocks by and large shit and fart all over the place with a muted performance
Tomorrow is another day

my portfolio briefly touched new all time highs today (no it isn't because I added more money to my account) and I just want to say you all are a bunch of NIGGERS. Fuck you.

>You look down at the porcelain bowl, your tummy rumbling. It has been two months, and you can feel the pressure building up. A mass of fluid in your gut churning, preparing to rocket out of your anus like a space ship's hydrogen thruster. But there is a problem. The problem you have had for months. A rock hard turd sitting in your rectum, blocking the way for any relief. But that blockage is at its limit. You can feel the turtle head starting to poke out. the little tingle as your brown foe loses its grip on your colon and starts to slowly slide out.
What I am trying to say is, Wallstreet better be prepared to pay me what I am asking for my OXY shares. Soon-ish-maybe-twomoreweeks™-neverselling-fuckyou

the market will learn
The SPR releases have almost come to an end
two more weeks cough cough

fuck you

Okay, I will man up and admit it, today my oil portfolio did not propel me to all time highs today. But when I reach those all time highs eventually, I will both insufferably brag about it, and ignore everyone telling me that being early and being wrong are the same thing.
I guess what I am trying to say is, fuck you, buy oil.

>>55183694
The biden admin has made me more money than I could have possibly imagined, I am not going to lie.

>>55161613
Ya it's not worth it hold over the weekend they might not cut and keep production the same.

The oil bears are getting too cocky.

>>55105944
we are due for another sector rotation, I promise

>>55088890
you bet!

>>55016993
The Saudi Arabians aren't going to be able to afford to build The Line at these prices...