/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49580967
>first breakfast
>40 chicken nuggets and sauce and a gallon of sweet Ice tea
>second breakfast
>5 Mcgriddles
>take enormous shit, hemmoirds squiting blood all over the bowel
>still hungry you go grab a few bagels and put cheese and jimmy deans sausage patties on them, nuke in the microwave
>pour yourself coffee, add entire bottle of creamer
>you take your insulin and sit down at the computer
>now you are ready to start your day

>>49580160
They're not going to be happy after they they eat their 10,000 calorie breakfast and take a fat ass breaking shit and waddle their way to the computer.