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My monkeypiss updates are late
LATE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmIdNnw32Cw

>>50992607
SIGA only has monthly options. Today is options expiry.

SIGA is either going above 25 or below 22.5 today. There is no inbetween.

This has nothing to do with anything else. Expect the same phenomenon next month.

>>50973698
We're looking for max pain going into tomorrow right?
I'm guessing maybe they're making sure $25 calls expire worthless. Should have looked at the option volume before today, god I'm a dumbfuck. Could have made out like a bandit on this dip, now probably just going to be able to cover losses.

I told you.
I told you about SIGA

>>50942644
Alright nigger listen up, here's the qrd:
>fags fuck an ape on vacation in Africa
>come back home
>spread monkey disease during gay pride month orgies
The above is fact, it's not a joke, you can't make this shit up.
>the disease is basically smallpox on steroids
>fags are getting it everywhere
>people are too afraid to treat it as an emergency because they don't want to kickoff gay genocide
>WHO finally nuts up
>too late, it's in CA and NY
>FDA deploys vaccine
>cases start going parabolic
>oh shit, there's not nearly enough vaccine
>devise plan to 4x doses by using an untested delivery method
>cross dicks and hope it works
This is where we currently are.
Here are the issues:
>the pox doesn't kill you but it FUCKS you up, especially if you get it in the face or asshole
>kids are starting to get it because Florida's governor is in denial and likely has much higher case counts than are being reported
>SIGA has the ONLY antiviral
Positives:
>approved in EU
>all anecdotal evidence suggests it's effective
>clinical trials needed for FDA approval will be completed in Q3
Negatives:
>it's expensive as fuck
>there is still a possibility vaccines might contain outbreak
>manufacturing ramp up will be an issue

Upward movement is inevitable on an Emergency Use Authorization and/or FDA approval, it's just a matter of how much.

>>50940028
You would have to be actually fucking braindead to not buy this dip.

>>50922612
>LQDA
qrd?
I need to know why you abandoned ship right before an EUA. There were so many exit points, but this one makes the least amount of sense -- your thesis must be EUUUJE or your commitment to memes is stronger than your need to make money

>$1 in 20 minutes
hold on to your butts
which is, ironically, bullish as well

>>50880718
We're probably going up on Monday.
but if we don't, we're going to go down.
There is also the possibility that we go up and down in equal measure and end up in the same place.

SIGA is doing something finally
and that something is fucking gaaaaayyyyyy