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my brown finance gf is into crypto but she doesn't understand 4chan autism.

>>58203135
Mine is cooking me spicy spaghetti right now. Having a brown finance gf is the best.

Brown finance girlfriends are the best. They will make you pay for almost nothing, treat you like a king and probably make more money than you. They're just so grateful to be fucked.

Why haven't you taken the brown finance gf pill yet? Dating a brown girl who works in real estate deals administration, best relationship of my life.

Reasons to date a brown finance girl:
>Brown women are almost always conservative and traditional, want to marry and have kids.
>Chances are they're making close to or more than 6 figures a year.
>Very resourceful and knowledgeable on economics and markets. Even crypto.
>Can take her out on dinner dates to discuss the economy and crypto/stock movements. Half the time, she'll pay.
>Extremely loving and caring, will give you back massages and make you food.
>Very low to no interest in social media, practically no interest or desire to whore around.
>She'll literally get turned on when you show her your crypto gains, admires a man who can turn $1000 into $10,000.
>Will ride your dick like racehorse. Remember brown people created the Kama Sutra, literally the horniest race on Earth. Brown girls will fuck as often as you like, on command and will ride you like a pony until you're completely exhausted.

Seriously, I would recommend giving those brown office girls a chance. Might end up being the best relationship of your life, or at the very least best sex of your life.

>>53396797
Teach English on a site like Italki. I used to do it in college. I had no formal education besides a highschool diploma. You can teach as an unlicensed teacher and set your own availability / Cost per hour. I used to get like 10$ just talking to mid-level to advanced English speakers. I would fill in gaps in their English and answer questions they had. It was a pretty cool side hustle between classes but you may not be getting much more than 12$ an hour without some sort of teaching diploma/degree.

Bonus points: If you're white and not ugly, cute /int/ chicks will hit you up.

nothing better than a brown finance gf

>>50750696
this, I am brown and can just recognize that our outbreeding everyone would lead to some of us being smart enough to climb to the top. our grandparents were right to just go through the kamasutra all day and have 7 kids. brown people are extremely horny, if you have a brown girlfriend you will know.

>>50750729
kek brown people usually date each other. Sometimes they date outside of their race but we generally prefer other brown people.