/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54498765
I am convinced you are a hedgie shill attempting to astroturf anti-cone sentiment as a strawman with your 24 hour rants and seethe. I read the archives.

Here's your only (you). Stay mad.

DOJ is probing UBS and Credit Suisse 3 days after UBS offers to buy Debit Sussies.
DTCC is forcing UBS to re-neg on it's purchase of Debit Sussie being a 7% holder of UBS.
Debit Sussies inherited a steaming pile of leveraged derivative^2 from Archegos capital regarding GME.

If UBS manages to get out, the BIS picks up the bill through the interconnected network of derivatives that are forced to settle in default.

Here is a list of some of the bullet-swap counterparties:
>Hudson bay capital (BBBY)
Barclays
BNP Paribas
>Merrill Lynch
National Financial Services
State Street
>UBS
BNP Paribas
>Goldman Sachs
Paloma
>BOFA
>Citi Group
>Deutsche Bank AG
>JP Morgan (Fed Reserve)
Morgan Stanley
>Credit Suisse (Biggest swap party)
>JP Morgan Chase Bank
SG Amercias Securities
>Bank Of New York Mellon
Bank Of Nova Scotia
SS&C Technologies Inc
Samlyn
Fidelity Prime Services
>Morgan Stanley
Northern Trust
>Morgan Stanley Fund Services (Cayman)

>Implying banks with CDSs already mooning and/or crashing in market price
>Implying the Caymans are also not safe from GME
>BBBY doesn't make it.

These short-hedge parties have to facilitate infinite fiat redemptions to GME holders due to a logic error in the stock market. Quadrillions of derivative bets comes tumbling down.
This kills every fiat-based Central Bank in the world.

>You can't kill the BIS
The entire asset set of the BIS is dwarfed with the obligations Archegos heel-striked the counterparties with. Central banks are checkmated to step in and backstop to prevent whole-market neck-snapping volatility, The equivalent fiat output to 95% GDP of BIS is...infinitely more times by the number of counterparties required to close.
With Cayman Islands exposure, every fiat connected hedgehole is exposed.
This includes every nation the listed counterparties hold derivatives in.
This directly affects the performance of the central banks and if every one of the 63 central BIS banks are in ruin...

...The whole house of cards falls down.

>>54300766
The more people who "forgot GameStop" al a Motley Fool the longer the squeeze goes on for, assuming the international market doesn't have a BIOS fatal error. If enough people forget their ComputerShare shares, the pool never closes.

>DTCC has 7% holding of UBS
>UBS in process of adopting red inky stinky archegos short bags from Debit Sissies
>UBS attempting "gun at head" clause to absolve themselves of the red inky stinky archegos short bags
>Suddenly all these pro-GME articles
>AH poomp
>Web2.0 Shill Machine pumping gamma ramp picklenigger shit
>Price up 50% in a day
DTCC is in checkmate, they've already consumed the Swiss Cheese but are trying not to digest it, causing instant death to the DTCC, so they are trying to pass it back to the corpse and set the bomb off before taking it into themselves.

I will probably fail test tommorow and fail uni. My only back up plan is gme.
God help my soul.