/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>10258805
my theory is the hit pieces are actually preferable for elon. he makes a big shitshow, gets retail scalpers to flip short, writes a bajillion puts, blows them the fuck out, then uses his gains to buyback the stock.

theyve done it like 4 or 5 times this year. im totally convinced its a coordinated effort. the only thing holding that stock up is well timed FUD and subsequent short squeezes

>>10258833
according to the total penis index,russell is headed STR8 down currently.
SPY and DIA havent heard the news yet but are about to jump, corporate debt is headed directly for the center of the earth, VIX is coming back, and treasuries are mooning while all of this is happening

hold onto those puts, i got a good feeling about this desu

>>10258856
>Any leveraged exchange products that track it?
the total penis index?
sure, the non leveraged one is COCK and the 3x lev one is BBC