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I had a vision tonight while meditating in the woods next to my fire. A large bear with the face of Ryan Cohen came to me and said "be not afraid my son for i am not a homosexual, i come to you to tell you that you will soon be rewarded for your patience" I said when Mr. Cohen ive waited so long for the MOASS, and he replyed your MOASS will occur when the moon spilts as 4 and we become 1 as he turned around to display his Bear ass and begged me to penetrate. " i said no Mr. Cohen you said you are not a homosexual and niether am I so i will not penetrate your Bear ass" he returned around and stated to me, you have passed the test my son, soon you will be rewarded with oops MOASS tomorrow" then he wandered into the woods with my backpack and i woke up and went home and ate an entire pot of jello instant chocolate pudding