/biz/ - Business & Finance

Hello autisists, fudders, and fellow lunc chads, I had a dream that seemed to last all night. I dreamed I was on a rollercoaster full of characters like we were in a movie. This rollercoaster was literally sending us to the moon. I was a little confused and skeptical cause I was thinking how is this going to “launch” us to the moon. There can’t be tracks that just send us there. There were ups and downs and stops. People had to get off and take piss breaks, but we’d always return to the coaster or the station. We were in LA as we started to climb, getting closer. Then I for some reason decided to trust this attractive bitchy lady with my rolling luggage. Like she’s the ex in this movie we’re in. We’re work associates or something. I teamed up with a couple other dudes to keep an eye on her and sure enough she almost drops the ball because she decided to get a computer she had her eye on and almost left the baggage behind. Me and this Tony danza dude we’re like SEE? Bitch. And I was like, you did this LAST time and took the bag. Then we got to our final destination, which was getting into a ROCKET. We had all these instructions and things we had to set up inside the rocket. It was all this weird equipment we had to hook up to ourselves including our toes for some reason. But then people had to keep delaying the launch cause we had to pee and whatnot, myself included. Try again. Have to pee again. Delay. Then we get put up in a hotel. Then my buddy calls and says to get down here cause we’re about to launch. I’m like oh shit and the launch location pops up on my phone (almost like it did before and my impression was Florida) I head that way and I know this time we launch FOR SURE and I am about to miss it if I don’t get there. I did and I woke up. This was the only friend of 2 that I told about The coins SHIB and LUNC. We’re going to the moon.

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