/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29983177
Based

>>29799804
Rollin for gains

>>28580236
>>28580092
>>28579315
>>28578066
THREADLY REMINDER THAT IF THEY ARE MORE FOCUSED THAN THE POLITICS THAN THE ACTUAL FUCKING MONEY, THEY ARE FUDDING YOU HARDCORE.
If they don't have anything to say but "bagholder q larp ha ha ha ha" with no data or relevant evidence, you are basically trying to discuss economics with a chimp.
Fuck shills and fuck braindead mutants who pick arguments they can't possibly win.

>>28527016
From rags to bitches let's do it

>>28297140
>much more likely
More like a guarantee.
If there is /anything/, anything i have witnessed in my many years on this earth, it's that human greed trumps all other emotions. And as a result, if you give a man a tempting enough gamble, and he's smart. He'll go all in.
This is that gamble.

Is there a downside to opening up accounts with multiple exchanges? Like both newton and shakepay?

>give me 2000 50 strike puts cash secured puts on GME expiring on the 12th
sir, you're putting up 10 million dollars for a profit of 1.5 million dollars premium?
>its not about my money, its about taking reddits money
>hangs up

>>27606595
What's stopping you from posting it here?

>>27525887
Because they never bought in the first place and just enjoy shitposting

>>27377967
Then i hope you know how to deal with swimming pigs. I hope you are ready for the weight and sheer mass of the pigs raising the waterlevels until all of you land locked jews drown.

>>26593789
fuck all, you don't even get the cash, the bank buys the asset you want and drip feeds you it until you pay back everything you owe

>>26546846
I do

>You see the “new” Wall Street is a Casino. Specifically a craps table. If you have the cash, you can weather a cold table til it gets hot. Right now, we are ice cold.

>still don’t have the balls to pull out my pension and invest it all into $CLF

Im still poor even if I hold $20K pension for another 15 years right frens?

bought $200 at .030
am I going to make it?

Why are the gas fees on uniswap so fucking high right now? it's getting ridiculous, what gives

>portfolio goes up $20,000 in a week
>mildly amused
>portfolio goes down $3,000 after
>I’m an asshole all day

>>25272053
Same here bro. 6 figure hell is real. Here is my shitcoin stack. Rate me.

40 Eth
2m rsr
3k link
100k pnk
2 yfi
40k ampl

IM NEVER SELLING CORSAIR, IDC IF IT GOES TO TWO DOLLARS A SHARE, THEY WILL NOT GET MY MONEY, I WILL SELL COVERED CALLS UNTIL I FUCKING DIE

trips and i buy 10 more shares for each stock i currently have a position in

>>24621028
https://advisor.morganstanley.com/forrest.kim

>wake up
>fuck my wife
>she cooks breakfast while i call my female broker
>i want 5000 shares of SQQQ
>sir.. that's kind of risk...
>hang up
>smack my wife on the ass
>start my 79 dodge charger and light a cigar
>drive down to the local BLM protest getting one mile a gallon and start throwing piss bottles at trannies
>cops let me go after i flash some cash their way
>damn its good to be rich

>>24452365
NO STIMMY NO PEACE
NO STIMMY NO PEACE
NO STIMMY NO PEACE
FUCK CORPORATIONS
FUCK FEDS
FUCK BIDEN
I GOTTA GET PAID NIGGER
WE GONNA BE OUT CHER FUCKIN SHIT UP TILL WE GET DAT STIMMY

>>24281084
You son of a bitch. Do you really got to ask.

I'm in.