/biz/ - Business & Finance

>"y-you just got lucky"

>>22233672
>hey, you might wanna invest in Bitcoin.
>haha, no that's stupid.
>Fast forward
>What do you mean you made $10 millon?
>Why the fuck didn't you tell me about it?
>But bro, i tried explaining scarcity and stock to flow to you and you didn't listen.
>You know what? You think you're so smart i bet? You just got lucky.
>What do you mean you won't lend me a million bucks to start a business? You're a shitty friend. Fuck you
>Alright, peace.
Don't even waste your time.

>>18870889
You know what you need to do anon.

>>18243090
To distract people from the real reasons why the economy is collapsing. That and it's an election year, so politicians are all trying to cover their asses.

>>16722412
This. If you ask a normie about Bitcoin they just go "Bitcoin? Oh wait didn't that like crash or something? I don't even remember hahaha craft beer haha Instagram haha lets watch ESPN".

I actually agree with CryptoJuice. ISDA will tank this shitcoin back to the depths. Probably close my short at $2,20ish area see you there anons

> Where doing this new inter branch competition on who can sell the most of x product every month!
This month It'll be drink x and starter y. So remember to upsell!
Use appetizing words and try to make it a conversation.

ow yes your reward? we'll it'll be $50 to share among 20 employees on whatever you want!


> Ok guys time for a team briefing, I hope your all happy to be here! Your all happy to be here right?

yeah....

> Great!!!

Brainlets and Reddit please go away.

What will happen at the next halving?
The meme of price will double and miners will carry on, is a joke as we all knew here.

Hello I am sick of NANO shills and thier argument.

NANO has NEVER actuality scalled. The tx per second is always less than 2. I am thinking of doing a spam test on the main network to kill of certain nodes. What are the disadvantages? Is anyone else interested

>Me: "hey so did you buy Bitcoin"
>Norman: "haha no never"
>Me: "oh well it just broke 11k dollars"
>Norman: "haha oh but wasn't it at like 20k?"
>Me: "yeah but if you bought below like 4k when i suggested it to you, you would be up like 8k right now. It's called reading a market cycle"
>Norman: "haha okay yeah".
Actual conversation i had with a Norman. It creeps me the fuck out that people are this dumb. I actually feel like I'm in a simulation when i hear this kind of shit. Anyone else have a similar encounter?

>check crypto charts at least 30 times a day.
>co workers asks me "hey what's going on with that whole crypto thing?"
>laugh it off and be like "haha oh i have no idea i barely even look at it he-hehe"
Am I gonna make it?

Fuck business for a second.

Let's take a second to think about the fact that everybody on this planet is a brainlet.

It's unironically 2019 and we STILL don't know how to harness the infinite energy that a blackhole generates.

I'm surrounded by brainlets

Me 27 yo, a network architect, cissp, ccie and jncie certified, also learned how to code by myself. have a high monthly income from my work and an extra income from consulting in my field. People keep telling me "you should go get a degree, muh safe net" "without a degree it will be hard for you to get better positions in your company" is there any reason going for any degree? Or just a scam?

>>12467014
This is basically my whole family. My brother is in his early 30s and he has the Boomer disease too. He got lucky as fuck and got a good job only 3 months out of college at this old boys club and he's been there ever since. Meanwhile ive applied to 2000 jobs in the past year and when i tell him this he spouts some stupid bullshit like "its totally normal to not have a good job until you're 30 these days". We don't really talk that much.

>$140 baggies ITT

>sell
>AAAA
>PLEASE STOP
Reminder that it's merely a correction.

>>11734836
Good headline in the news. Time to buy.

>>11708566

Trade YINN and YANG based off of 4H periods on the CCI. I'm unironically in your position right now, OP.

I need references for the jobs I'm applying to and have 0 friends. I have enough burner phones, I just need to make a website so I can have more convincing email addresses that don't end in -Gmail.com

I just need
>Name of company
>Purpose of company

>>11288418
>He thinks that normies had the ambition or intelligence to buy anything that wasn't one of the 3 coins on Coinbase.
Kys

I need them for this job.

head on over to the discord to see a parade of wishful thinking, positive spirited NPCs showering the devs with praise and champagne emojis while coming up with every possible excuse under the sun to justify the inexistent price action. it makes me sick knowing that i allowed this bag of shit to become 40% of my portfolio

>we bought Link at the top of a 20% pump
>Moon when?

>>11118588