/biz/ - Business & Finance

I've made over $150k off AAPL calls this year and I hate my marriage. I want a divorce because I'm fucking paid and I deserve a HOT wife instead of an ungrateful cunt that can only bear me 1 son.

Fuck...is this what money does to you? I made $10,000 last week off JPM puts and I just want to buy a F-150 and get head from a hot woman, not my wife.