/biz/ - Business & Finance

Why are you in college anon?

>Be me, 21 years old unemployed
>See ad on local online jobs board for power plant operator
>Need experience in ABB symphony technology, must be good with computers.
>Don't know shit about ABB Symphony, but a wiz on computers
>googleThatShit.exe
>Send e-mail, cover letter and resume to job
>Sure Power Plant Manager, I know ABB and am really good on comps
>"Come in for an interview anon!"
>ItsWorking.Avi
>Go in Monday morning to interview
>One hour pdf of ABB symphony technology under my belt
>Charm the boss with what I learned in .pdf, Good looking so I got the halo effect working for me too.
>FuckingMoronBoss.exe
>"I have a couple more interviews anon, but you made this easy for me. We'll contact you within two weeks as I have a pleb from another state coming in for an interview"
>Topkek.jpg
>two weeks later I get a call and the job offer, 65k starting, 8 years later I'm netting 80k + bonuses sitting on my ass.
>Play vidya and trade bitcoin while I'm on shift because the job is literally turn-key.

Why are you even in school anon? Why aren't you lying your way through life like myself and living the good life? Explain.

>be millennial (32 years old)
>Own house, 5 bedroom 3 bath
>California
>have retirement 401k, crypto, 75k /yr
>didn't finish community college
>sexy gf and rent room out to tenants cause muh passive income
>read this thread in the morning sipping coffee while looking out of my Bay windows
>also have sex 4 times a week

Kys.exe

>>2448531
What hardware are you using? Hashrate? I'm getting about 100dgb a day with one graphics card.

I want to upgrade but not sure what to buy. Hook a brother up!

>>2430888
>pic related