/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56143937
I hope you find what you've lost anon, but unfortunately those shitcoins won't make it

>>50653534
>January 1st, 2023
>I wake up around noon and check coinmarketcap
>$1050
>I spent New Years Eve alone as usual
>I think about all the memes, all the threads spammed on the Chainlink board of 4channel last night
>All the fud about dropping back to $800
>We finally broke $1,000
>I walk outside and get an Uber to the airport
>I only have the 300 Link I managed to buy early 2020, but I started making enough off staking to quit my job
>I fly to the Cryonics center I've been in touch with
>In the waiting room I browse /link/ (a board made when some anon bought 4channel with his Link gains last August)
>half the threads are anons showing off their yachts, huge orgies, paying homeless people to let them beat the shit out of them, you get the idea
>I wish I'd had gotten in earlier - a few anons were living like literal kings now, complete with their own fledgling countries
>a couple more livestreams pop up - more nolinker suicides
>the jannies quickly take them down
>the doc takes my phone and we make small talk until I slip into the abyss
>Im declared dead
>This sets off my contracts interlinked within contracts interlinked within contracts interlinked within oracles
>The first contract releases the payment to the Cryonics organization
>Immediately after my Link portfolio is reorganized by a series of contracts written to stake my Link automatically for safe profits
>years pass and an army of profit taking contracts are at work, diversifying my portfolio into various assets for another level of security
>100 years pass and the stop loss contracts still haven't kicked in
>As if no time had passed at all I'm awake, for a second I think I'm still waiting to be put into Cryogenic sleep

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>>49712666
>January 1st, 2023
>I wake up around noon and check coinmarketcap
>$1050
>I spent New Years Eve alone as usual
>I think about all the memes, all the threads spammed on the Chainlink board of 4channel last night
>All the fud about dropping back to $800
>We finally broke $1,000
>I walk outside and get an Uber to the airport
>I only have the 300 Link I managed to buy early 2020, but I started making enough off staking to quit my job
>I fly to the Cryonics center I've been in touch with
>In the waiting room I browse /link/ (a board made when some anon bought 4channel with his Link gains last August)
>half the threads are anons showing off their yachts, huge orgies, paying homeless people to let them beat the shit out of them, you get the idea
>I wish I'd had gotten in earlier - a few anons were living like literal kings now, complete with their own fledgling countries
>a couple more livestreams pop up - more nolinker suicides
>the jannies quickly take them down
>the doc takes my phone and we make small talk until I slip into the abyss
>Im declared dead
>This sets off my contracts interlinked within contracts interlinked within contracts interlinked within oracles
>The first contract releases the payment to the Cryonics organization
>Immediately after my Link portfolio is reorganized by a series of contracts written to stake my Link automatically for safe profits
>years pass and an army of profit taking contracts are at work, diversifying my portfolio into various assets for another level of security
>100 years pass and the stop loss contracts still haven't kicked in
>As if no time had passed at all I'm awake, for a second I think I'm still waiting to be put into Cryogenic sleep

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I doubled my saving today and I feel nothing. And I'm talking about $25k USD. Is this normal? I feel like I'm going to buy some jellies and pepsi to make small celebration but I don't know. I expected to be happier.

Are there any bond ETFs worth a damn or do all of them have stupidly low yields? Preferably something with global exposure so I'm not cucked by the fall of the US.

Some of you are actually going to make it in the next bull run, how do you make sure you're not left behind?

>>23828380
Thanks OP

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>>21772734
stay poor

>>21547198
I dont think anyone reasonable didnt think it would be immune to a whale tanking it temporarily. Its already recovered. Every time it tanks it goes to a larger ATH

>>21497491
>it’s a “frog anon can’t figure out how to use his brokerage so he kills himself” thread again

>>21183779
funny because you sold early and i trippled down

>>21106282
Virginity is the state of angels, and only a man that has been brainwashed by this degenerate modern age measures/judges another man based on whether he has interacted carnally with a woman or not.
Repent.

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>>20432166
Some burgers on this board are FUDing AVAX to buy on exchange, I can feel it

>>20201679
Theres some hot girls in my office and I saved screenshots of them from Zoom calls. I made a collage of shots mixed with porn I Photoshopped together and I can tap to it almost instantaneously especially if I'm on a call with one of those women and I can hear her voice while I look at those pics. I'm so lonely

Bros, I really need help. We broke up a year a ago I’ve had one another gf but it looks like she likes some tweets like “”repost this if you want dikk”” literally of some random dudes.
I just checked out her tweeter first time in that year. For some reason, this makes me feel like I’m a worthless cuck now.
Is there any way to profit from that? Or a at least how do i cope with this thottery?

I’m 6/10 5’9’’ dude she was like 8.5/10

Is this market going to fucking dump or what?

>>19739677
Checked.

xtra special fren points for sharing ur rare and unique frens

>>19692366
checked
hope I didn't miss the announcement

>>19686877

>>19583511
>tfw INTP