/biz/ - Business & Finance

Imagine you're a russian scammer. You've never created anything, you never will, you're known for your Chris-Chan dresscode, hamburgers, and toilets.

People make fun of you on so many levels, it breaks down quantum mechanics. Then you go to yet another shitshow ICO pajeet gathering, and you get raided by the only people in the world who actually give a fuck about you, or know your name.

Do you indulge these horrible people, or do you tell them to fuck off? On the one hand, they might actually be holding your stinky linkies. On the other, they might be holding your stinky linkies, and they're fucking mocking you to your face, and in a running thread.

Even if they hold stinky linkies, none of them actually believe in muh decentralized oracles. No one even knows what the fuck that is. They just know you have a gay meme cube.

Can you imagine being a living meme on the least populated 4chan board of all time, and this is the peak of your life?