/biz/ - Business & Finance

Legit I never dream about chainlink, except this one time several month ago where I dreamed I visited Sergey and Steve at Chainlink HQ was was built into the crater of a dormant island volcano. Sergey was growing fat clones of himself in a giant warehouse space behind his glass-walled office. They had pivoted from decentralized oracles to Chainlink-branded kefir water with which they had secured a Costco contract. Sergey drove me to a nearby Costco to show me and it was literally just Chainlink kefir water from wall to wall. Adelyn was working as a shelf stocker and she was wearing a metroid zero skin suit for some reason.

This isn't fucking copypasta, this actually happened to me. What does it mean?

>muh tps

>mfw swinglinkers dump to get into the BTC pump but it just snaps right back up to $3.60
Fundamentally pegged to the price of a small cappuccino

do you drink kefir? does it boost your serotonin like Sergey says? Is kefir the secret to how Sergey solved the oracle problem? discuss.