/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>23707193
Sure, skip this ad. Just like you skipped out on buying Pinakion cryptocurrency, and Linkchain, and Poopcoin. Need I go on? I'm sure you think you're too busy to use the toilet. You wanna see busy? I got enough laundry here to hide the Vishnu, but that doesn't stop me from shitting myself. 'Cause I got yobit. You just log in, pick a crypto, set an amount, and hit "Trade". And yeah, you gotta pay a commission, except, nah yeah you gotta pay lmao. That's right, you can invest in cryptocurrency with commission. Like. Every. Other. Exchange.

And maybe you're thinking, "But I'm just a street shitter, I can't do this trading stuff on my own." Well, I got news for you, Venkata Narasimha Rajuvaripet. With yobit's troll chat, you don't have to. This is called a News Feed. It's like your social media feed if your social media feed had things that mattered. And if you got any questions - just ask 'em. Observe: Is there a pump and dump coming??

"But dear sir, my brain can't handle more than 140 characters. Is there some way you could make things even easier for me?" Why yes, I can... with 4chan /biz/. Just find a top investor on the catalog. How about a green frog with eyes and a voice as smooth as butter... and hit "based". You... From now on, whenever they make a trade, you make the same trade automatically. "Neato! I just made a trade automatically!" I'm so proud of you, Ramesh.

So join yobit and start trading the world's top markets. I've got an operation to perform. DUMP IT!

>>23654166
Pee pee poo poo

>>23631330
>Unironically I'm the only PiNK colored ID

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Sure, skip this thread.

Just like you skipped out on buying Kleros cryptocurrency and Turtlecoin™ and Fartcoin. Need I go on? I'm sure you think you are too busy to shit in the toilet.