/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>10309908
>"hey anon. I know it's been a while since we talked in high school. How've you been? I heard some things about you, and I decided I'd check on you and see how you're doing! Would you like to hang out sometime soon? I'm a real cool cat lol :)"
>"Hey Shelby, nice to hear from you again. What exactly did you hear about me? Maybe sometime I'll have to check my schedule. I'm usually busy"
>"ohhh just some funny story about how you were really good with the internet and got that chainlink thing on the news. Was that true or a rumor? Lol I remember we used to always talk about funny things in school anon. I kind of miss that. Also I added you on FB"
>"Yea something like that. I don't really like to talk about it when I don't know someone. It usually freaks them out. I don't use Facebook now. But yes I remember you, you would always talk about Chad and laugh about how I didn't care about sports or cars."
>"sorry! Rachel, your ex, told me the other night. Anyways I always thought she couldn't satisfy you. What do you think of this? It's all yours if we can hang out this weekend. I know you liked me once. Chet told me in tenth grade"
"Sorry Shelby, I don't think we should hang out. You aren't any different than every other girl I used to know who wants to "hang out". You just want into my linkies. Gold diggers are not for me."
>"no anon, I'm no gold digger. I just wanted to see how you're doing. I'm sorry for showing you my ass like that. I hope you aren't too offended. Would you like to grab a drink though? It's not about the link I promise. I won't bring it up again. Please anon I always thought you were so fun and cute"
>*blocks number*

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Is there a chance the SEC will declare chainlink a security? I don't really expect anything