/biz/ - Business & Finance

>mfw I bought $1 puts on UVXY back in 2011
>mfw I'm a quadrillionaire now

Are some good books or youtube channels to learn to trade, read charts, learn to identify trends and formations etc?

>>26894377
I am buying dips, I expect the earnings in 2 weeks to be nuts due to COVID, and I am sure there was a reason they chose to have their IPO this year

>>26546460
based chad

>got 5k from insurance
shill me some cheapies bros

>he didn't buy GEEQ below $3
>he wants to stay poor

I am going to short GoPro before close bros. I am going to be so rich, nobody buys an action cam when they can't travel lmao

>MFW I put 50K into KODK on Friday because my hot big boobed gf said that it would moon and also that I have a big cock

>>19543121
>everyone else
retarded normies thinking it would be the apocalypse, perhaps

Don't forget to get your suicide bag of ZNN anons.

>>18661126
I've been playing the same game continously for 9 years and it was free
fuck developers and fuck niggers

>tfw closed immunomedics with 100% profits

>>18081650
10k for a comfy live where you will still have to work or chase other moonshots; buy under 0.04ct, stoploss none.

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>>16750161
>mfw invested my first paycheck in penny stocks and made enough money in a month to retire at 23

>>16614190

Tesla = The Apple of Car industry ready to kick the German car industry out of the hemisphere

>>15592996

26y/o right now , planing on retiring with 34 /32ish. I only hope Merkelcoin doesnt die that fast the next years so i can accumulate more

>>15436607

100k€

Put 25% of it in Emerging market bond etf (brings high yield with it)
25% in reinvesting etf
40%% in dividend paying etfs or better stockpicking.
5% cash
5% godl/silver

>>15284234

If everybody would keep their money , they'll definetly would dump the interest rates so deep down the arses of the savers that they would rather buy a car every month than to save it on a bank account.

The other side if they spend it too much , they'll raise the interest rates causing inflation.

It even gets better when there is too much money in circulation the feds just cuts off the money in circulation which means if you earn 50k$ after net today , you'll likely earn "only" 10k$ after net. It gets more interesting because if you would have debt at this point lets say 100k$ the fed would cut it to 40k$ (this happened already often in monetary politics in the world) which would mean you would have double the debt after the reset.

Either you buy Gold or Stocks (second one is the best you can do with dividends)

TL;DR

Fed is evil

Which stock should i pick?
(Pls no crypto fugazi sheit please)

Im thinking about defensive stocks like Microsoft ,apple or J&J

Im tending more into Microsoft desu

None of your business, KIKE.
Never, ever, ever, you rat faced, child blood drinking disgusting FUCKING KIKE.
Not even a single token, not even the dust that stays in an address that isn't worth the gas cost today to transfer that will be worth enough to buy a home in 2030, you vile, vile, abominable baby crippling, dick sucking semitic KIKE.

None, never, and not a single one. I will take them with me to my grave.

>>15231140

Waiting in line for economic recession and a correction on the markets. Correction could be around 20 to 30% and im gonna buy stocks like a fucking wild hog

Let me tell you straight what happened:

Went on Vacation far away.
Basically 1 week after i felt more socially accepted and more comfy bein surrounded by NPC's and stuff.
It was basically like nofap , but just no-Biz weeks.
Second week i randomly talked to strangers outside easily.

Third Week
Also fucked a 1 of 10 Fat "Thot" which i met on Internet and came raw in her pussy (she told me she was taking her pill) and she was German. Nevertheless she was a georgeous Dick sucker after round 1 , she drained my balls off like those kikes in porn vids.

Conclusion: Go out you fuckers , dont waste much time on this board and also sell stocks so i can buy in cheap again, fucking incels.