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>> No.50229594 [View]
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>be burger
>order newest 80k BMW
>get 7% discount if you pick it up in Germany
>buy 1k ticket + 500USD expenses
>fly to Germany
>sign all the paperwork
>fly back to US next day
>wait 2 months for your brand new vehicle to arrive from Germany via ship
>total cost: 76k after expenses


>be eurocuck
>same vehicle costs you 90k EUR
>you get no discounts
>actually you can't afford it anyway
>cry yourself to sleep

>> No.50149332 [View]
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>be burger
>order newest 80k BMW
>get 7% discount if you pick it up in Germany
>buy 1k ticket + 500USD expenses
>fly to Germany
>sign all the paperwork
>fly back to US next day
>wait 2 months for your brand new vehicle to arrive from Germany via ship
>total cost: 76k after expenses


>be eurocuck
>same vehicle costs you 90k EUR
>you get no discounts
>actually you can't afford it anyway
>cry yourself to sleep

>> No.50113670 [View]
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A German walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says to him:
— 100 euros.
The German is in shock:
— 100 euros? Yesterday it was only 10!
— Well, and today it's 100.
— But why 100, damn it?!
— I'll explain now. 10 euros is beer. Another 10 — to help Ukraine. 20 — assistance to European countries that have imposed sanctions and are not EU members. Another 10 — to help the UK for the successful implementation of sanctions against Russia. Another 10 are sent to the Balkan countries as help to buy furnace coal. Well, the remaining 40 euros — for a gas subsidy for the EU and a fund to help maintain sanctions.

The German silently took out a hundred-euro bill and handed it to the bartender. The bartender took the money, put it in the cash register, but returned him 10 euros.
The German is at a loss:
— Wait, you said 100 — I gave you 100. Why are you giving me back 10 euros?
— There is no beer.

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>>49984529

>> No.49964800 [View]
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Give it to me, /biz/. No sugar coating or doomsposting: are eurocucks doomed?

If so: what are good stocks to buy puts on?

>> No.49964532 [View]
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eurocuck bros... it's over we will always be poor

>> No.49530688 [View]
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>>49530473
To whom it may concern:
This stupid fucking frog is not some magical path to my wallet
I'm not interested in your shitcoin and tossing word salad at me with a Arbirtrum/CCIP/Chainlink meme isn't going to convince me to invest.
I'm not interested in your meme token and tossing word salad at me and telling me not to miss out (trying to prey on FOMO, what a piece of shit) isn't going to convince me to buy your heavy bags.
Posting these stupid fucking faggot memes is not a free pass. It doesn't make your bullshit cool and hip, it makes you a manipulative faggot who took a meme and tried to capitalize on it
Very few coins have actual practical uses, and most of those practical uses are buying drugs. Most of it is a thinly veiled pump and dump scheme weakly propelled by globohomo memes.
I'm putting my fucking foot down. You stinky linkie fucking euros, turks, finns and russians are getting called out.
Stop pushing Schwabs fucking retarded agenda for your grift.

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>>29818359
Thinking about market selling everything

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I am financially ruined

>> No.29666080 [View]
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Maybe I should sell everything

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