/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58416755
Based bladerunner bro
I can smell them too

>>58304468
doesn't hurt to give it a try

>>57770255
nobody has been talking to me about crypto yet, but then again i dont have a job or friends and i havent left my house in 2 weeks

>>56911024
>for ever
>>56911188
>don't forget to x
>>56911207
>Missed las two
>>56911209
>this is why you niggers are such a loser
>>56911216
>that's why you'll kill yourself.

Spotting jeets is a truly nuanced art.
First you need to really understand how they formulate sentences, understand why they try to formulate their sentences, and then you can abstract these two imperatives to spot jeetish patterns in both sentence structure and in what prompts a reply from the subject.

Phillip K. Dick was so fucking close to predicting the future. Bladerunners of 2023 aren't here to discern android from human; we're here to discern jeet from human.
And you fuckers all just failed.

>>56634096
That's what you said two weeks ago.

>>55537840
We have entered the clown timeline a few years ago, expect things to go up to unimagineable figures before the inevitable collapse

do you use personal AI assistants for making trading/investing decisions yet?
could be interesting to create one's own small LLM with a couple indicators, philosophical frameworks, personal rules + risk profile to pretty much outsource doing the thinking everytime there is a buy/sell/hold decision to be made

apple VR ai-NFT's powered by NVDA Coooda gpus
>aapl+nvda linked up

>>54560188
Is that what they told you when you got your free Krispy Kreme doughnut?

had a dream of a weapon from the future. it was basically a humanoid constructed of nano-machine fibers. like its entire body was synthetic muscle. it had super AI intelligence. so it was basically like the suit from crysis.

>>51170603
This isn't the same place it was before you went to jail unfortunately. I'm sorry.

Still Corners - Far Rider (Official Audio)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jZGS4xLTR8

>>50657917
>A new doctor is explaining everything to me
>He hands me the shoebox I put some possessions in - a photo of my family, a photo of my cat, my first Ledger Nano
>I can tell this body isn't organic, but it looks completely natural
>The doctor shows me my portfolio
>Adjusted for inflation, I'm the equivalent of a 2021 billionaire
>I pay for an ego backup
>A sensor imbedded in my body serves as an oracle, if I die my consciousness will immediately be restored in a new body
>I spend some decades roaming Earth, talking to the other old Linkers
>Learn that ayys made first contact soon after our societal and technological development was spurred on by smart contracts
>Pay homage to the statue of Sergey Nazarov, standing in the center of what was once Israel
>Send 1 Link to the janitors wallet as he scrubs Sergey's giant stone feet
>He gets a notification and realizes he's suddenly a rich man
>Exclaims he can finally buy his freedom, breaks down crying tears of happiness
>Figure I've had enough of Earth, pay a ship building company to make me a vessel resembling the one I once flew in EVE Online
>Explore the stars and meet all sorts of interesting people and space niggers using worm holes rendered traversable by some alien technology
>Enter the infinite
What are you gonna do when you make it, anon?

>>50001684
I have celiac disease and on every job I've applied for, it's counted as a disability kek

>>30166015
miss these comfy times bros, when did things go so wrong?

>>30100766
accurate

Guys, all this dumping is violently swinging me in and out of six figure hell...I can't take this. I also found a new girl I met's tiktok where she talks about all of her roastie escapades. I thought it was going to be different this time. Suffice to say this is a pretty shitty Friday.

Anons, how can I work in the crypto space? I am realizing this is one of the only things I'm passionate about now and my current job in software is just so fucking bland compared to whats going on in crypto. I feel like I contribute almost nothing to the world in my current position.

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhCLalLXHP4

>>27786523
>A new doctor is explaining everything to me
>He hands me the shoebox I put some possessions in - a photo of my family, a photo of my cat, my first Ledger Nano
>I can tell this body isn't organic, but it looks completely natural
>The doctor shows me my portfolio
>Adjusted for inflation, I'm the equivalent of a 2021 billionaire
>I pay for an ego backup
>A sensor imbedded in my body serves as an oracle, if I die my consciousness will immediately be restored in a new body
>I spend some decades roaming Earth, talking to the other old Linkers
>Learn that ayys made first contact soon after our societal and technological development was spurred on by smart contracts
>Pay homage to the statue of Sergey Nazarov, standing in the center of what was once Israel
>Send 1 Link to the janitors wallet as he scrubs Sergey's giant stone feet
>He gets a notification and realizes he's suddenly a rich man
>Exclaims he can finally buy his freedom, breaks down crying tears of happiness
>Figure I've had enough of Earth, pay a ship building company to make me a vessel resembling the one I once flew in EVE Online
>Explore the stars and meet all sorts of interesting people and space niggers using worm holes rendered traversable by some alien technology
>Enter the infinite
What are you gonna do when you make it, anon?

>January 1st, 2021
>I wake up around noon and check coinmarketcap
>$1050
>I spent New Years Eve alone as usual
>I think about all the memes, all the threads spammed on the Chainlink board of 4channel last night
>All the fud about dropping back to $800
>We finally broke $1,000
>I walk outside and get an Uber to the airport
>I only have the 300 Link I managed to buy early 2020, but I started making enough off staking to quit my job
>I fly to the Cryonics center I've been in touch with
>In the waiting room I browse /link/ (a board made when some anon bought 4channel with his Link gains last August)
>half the threads are anons showing off their yachts, huge orgies, paying homeless people to let them beat the shit out of them, you get the idea
>I wish I'd had gotten in earlier - a few anons were living like literal kings now, complete with their own fledgling countries
>a couple more livestreams pop up - more nolinker suicides
>the jannies quickly take them down
>the doc takes my phone and we make small talk until I slip into the abyss
>Im declared dead
>This sets off my contracts interlinked within contracts interlinked within contracts interlinked within oracles
>The first contract releases the payment to the Cryonics organization
>Immediately after my Link portfolio is reorganized by a series of contracts written to stake my Link automatically for safe profits
>years pass and an army of profit taking contracts are at work, diversifying my portfolio into various assets for another level of security
>100 years pass and the stop loss contracts still haven't kicked in
>As if no time had passed at all I'm awake, for a second I think I'm still waiting to be put into Cryogenic sleep

1/2

to the future

>>25743354

>>25626684
For such a high quality Apu, this is such a low quality post. I'll kick you a nice Apu and an opportunity to rephrase your question. Try to make sense this time.