/biz/ - Business & Finance

>THE SQUEEZE!
>THE FLIPPENING!
>THE HALVENING!
>THE MOASS!
>THE SINGULARITY!
>IT’S ONLY BEEN 5 YEARS, MY REAL LIFE WILL START WHEN THIS GRAND EVENT THE PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET ARE TALKING ABOUT HAPPENS!

>YOURE DEPRESSED?
>HAVE YOU TRIED WAKING UP AT 5 AM, GOING FOR A RUN AT 18 DEGREES LATERAL TO THE SUN EXPOSING YOURSELF TO 5 GIGAJOULES OF LIGHT ENERGY WHILE LISTENING TO THE LATEST AFFIRMATIONS PODCAST WHILE INHALING 72% OXYGENATED AIR WHILE SUNNING YOUR BALLS, THEN COMING HOME AND EATING EXACTLY 52 GRAMS OF PROTEIN FROM A GRASSFED, NO GMO GRASS COW, AND THEN MEDITATE FOR 4.6 HOURS EXACTLY AND THEN GETTING EXACTLY 97 MINUTES OF SOCIALIZATION WITH PEOPLE WHO DONT GIVE NEGATIVE VIBES BRO, AND THEN DID A TWO HOUR HIGH INTENSITY HIGH VOLUME WEIGHT TRAINING SESSION, AND THEN SPENT AN HOUR IN A SAUNA, AND THEN TAKEN 27 DIFFERENT NOOTROPIC SUPPLEMENTS, AND THEN DONE AN EXTENSIVE 2 HOUR LONG RITUAL BEFORE YOU GO TO BED TO GET OPTIMAL SLEEP?
>OH YOU HAVENT BEEN DOING THAT FOR AT LEAST 8 STRAIGHT MONTHS, WELL YOUVE GOT NOBODY BUT YOURSELF TO BLAME BRO SOUNDS LIKE YOU WANT TO BE DEPRESSED BRO

>>50771317
>>>/reddit/
>>>/kys/

>>50267576
then it's not long covid, it's long spikey

>>18797734
HOLY SHIT YOU RE CRINGE AHAHAH
OPEN SPACE SIMP CVCK

The same retards who told you we were bull at 20K, 14K, 10K, 8K now tell you we are bull at 6K.

6K SUPPORT? ALL IN
HALVING? ALL IN
SATOJ? ALL IN

HOW CAN BOOMERS IGNORE THE FACT THAT HALVING WILL X50 OUR SAVINGS? IT'S SO EASY TO BE A WOLF OF WALL STREET.

MUH STOCK TO FLOOOOW

>>16610220
>what? he is not a brain dead consoomer like me?

good luck at work tomorrow, wagie.

"Hey Timmy, are you buying the dip on coinbase with your Iphone 11?"

Halving soon? All in.

>halving soon, all in.

>>16548070
>halving soon? all in

>>16538190
>isn't that shit illegal?

>>16489959
>if you kill them, they win

itt

>>16489174
>>16489179
I will restart my internet box

>stock to flow
>john mcafee
>2020 halving
>new higs
>100,000 usd

>>16476640
>I can’t wait for lab grown meat, seeing animal carcasses makes me so sad. It’s a holocaust that actually happened and is still happening